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Starbucks’ New Mason Jar Coffee Cups Are The Hipster Touch Your Insta Needed

As a hipster, it is my dream to be cremated after I die (like duh! Would I really get cremated before I die?) and for my remains to be placed inside a mason jar along with some kombucha and soy milk. Hey, don’t judge. Respect the dead and their wishes. If you’re looking to turn your basic obsession with Starbucks into hipster art for your Instagram, then do I have the cup option for you! Starbucks gifted Singapore with some cold brew last summer and now, you can permanently have…

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Ben & Jerry’s Releases New Cereal-Inspired Flavors, But Forget The Best One

OK, I’m a little salty about this because I spent most of college adding cereal to ice cream for late-night snacks. I had no idea I was actually a genius and not just a fatass. It’s fine, I guess. I’m sure Ben & Jerry’s does it way better than I ever did. On March 7, the ice cream company released a lineup of the new breakfast-inspired flavors, collectively called Cereal Splashbacks, and wow do they sound amazing. In the wise words of Britney Spears: Gimme, gimme more. GIMME MORE. Giphy The new lineup…

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Boozy Nutella Shots Prove Adding Alcohol Can Make Even The Best Treat Better

As much as I love getting my booze on, I have an unpopular drinking opinion: I’m not a big fan of shots. Don’t get me wrong, a few years ago I was leaning on the bar and knocking back shot after shot with the best of them. But, let’s be real: They taste horrendous, and these days I find myself recoiling when someone suggests taking a shot. But, these — these beautiful, magical creations — these I could down constantly until the sun comes up. Nutella Shots Tag the person who…

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14 Delicate Tattoos That Celebrate Women’s Bodies

Women’s History Month March is officially recognized as Women’s History Month. Through storytelling, personal essays and defining what it means to be a woman in 2017, we aim to shed light on why the political is personal and vice versa. If you have a personal story you’d like to share, email [email protected] Tattoos are a very personalized reflection of confidence and passion. What better way to reveal your innermost feelings than by sharing an audacious, meaningful statement, word or symbol on your body? Being self-assured enough to ink something you deem timeless onto…

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Bacon Pancake Doughnuts Exist Now, So Our Hungover Dreams Have Come True

The next time you wake up with a pounding headache and a ton of regret after a night out of drinking, do yourself a favor. Make sure you have bacon pancake doughnuts at your bedside to nurse you back to good health. No, I’m not kidding — bacon pancake doughnuts actually exist. You can thank Jake the Dog from Cartoon Network’s “Adventure Time” for this wonderful new food concoction. Giphy Australian bakery chain Doughnut Time teamed up with Cartoon Network Australia to bring these glorious, doughy bites of perfection to…

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How To Make Sure Your Smoothie Is Actually Healthy And Not Loaded With Sugar

Smoothies are a great option when you’re low on time and want to eat something healthy. You just have to throw your ingredients in a blender before running out the door. But sometimes, smoothies are just a semi-healthy version of a milkshake. How Your Pumpkin Spice Latte Measures Up To Real Food To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video The other day after a workout at the gym, I was reading the smoothie menu and couldn’t believe some of the…

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These 4 Tasty Irish Recipes Are The Perfect Way To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

One of the best parts about St. Patrick’s Day is the delicious, savory meals that you’re actually encouraged to eat on the holiday. Grocery stores are filled with all sorts of veggies that wouldn’t normally be displayed, restaurants offer specials on all the holiday-inspired dishes and people all over America pull out their cookbooks to create their favorite Irish dishes. Giphy If you’re a busy millennial who doesn’t exactly have the time to create an elaborate meal, or if you simply don’t want to deal with the St. Patty’s day…

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What Your Favorite Cheese Says About The Way You Act At A Party

You walk in and scan the room. Old friends and a few strangers are scattered around the living room. You take a moment to congratulate yourself for even showing up. This is farthest uptown than you’ve ever been, and you have two unwatched episodes of “This Is Us” you still want to get to. But you’ve chosen to be social and enjoy your youth, instead of weeping alone on a Friday. Cool! Why You Need To Get Over Your FOMO To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading…

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Everyday Foods You Just Can’t Eat While Making Eye Contact With Someone

Dick-shaped foods are everywhere. And it certainly doesn’t help that they’re delicious either. You don’t need to have a dirty mind to glance up at work, witness your co-worker deep-throating a banana and have your brain just implode. And there’s nothing worse than making deep, deep eye contact with someone, whether a stranger, a friend or your elderly grandmother, as they’re shoving some type of phallic food into the gaping hole in their face. Grandmas Play F*ck Marry Kill To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web…

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Delicious ‘Salad Cakes’ Will Satisfy Your Dessert Cravings And Your Diet Goals

I have two reactions if my friends or loved ones suggest getting a salad for a meal. One is to laugh right in their face. The second is, “Yeah, sure!” The second is always a lie. In fact, parents who try tricks like cutting up a carrot super thinly and adding it to mac and cheese are not to be trusted. So, naturally, I am very conflicted with Vegedeco Salads. Instead of overdosing on sugar, when you bite into a “salad cake” you just get your daily recommended serving of vegetables….

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